Who’s the Whore Now Wayne?

October 22, 2010 at 8:00 am 1 comment

Wayne Rooney playing for Manchester United F.C.

Image via Wikipedia

How stupid and greedy is Wayne Rooney? It is almost a rhetorical question. The phrase “Doing a Rooney” should enter the language for someone who displays the pinnacle of greediness and stupidity.

The twenty-four year old Manchester United striker (an apt phrase at the moment it would seem – he would be at home with those other muppets manning the barricades on the streets of Paris in protest to the increase in pensionable age) seems to have done his utmost to destroy his marriage and his popularity in one single stroke, in pursuit of money, money, money.

Now Wayne is no oil painting. He was already clearly batting above his average when he managed to land the easy on the eye (if not on the ear), Coleen. I suspect that the relationship was strained when he, allegedly, punched Coleen in the face at the former Brasingamen’s night club in Alderley Edge. I suspect it was further strained by his use of sex worker and grandmother Patricia Tierney (then 48 to his 16 years). But, how Coleen could forgive him his latest faux pas with prostitute Jennifer Thomson, on numerous occasions, while Coleen was pregnant. Well, at least this time he got a looker……..

How naive would you have to be not to worry about the possibility that a woman who is prepared to sell her body for money – and to be fair you’d probably want to be paid for having sex with Mr Potato Head – wouldn’t consider selling her story to the tabloid press.

So, Wayne gets caught with his pants down and suffers a dip in his form (football wise that is), contributes to the debacle of England’s 2010 world cup failure, and sits out a few games on the Manchester United bench. Sir Alex Ferguson, gives him a couple of weeks off to rescue his marriage, using the excuse of an injured ankle (we now know his dip in form was probably due to Coleen kicking him in th e balls on regular occasions), and our chief muppet then denies the injury and criticises the football club that has made him a fortune and a household name.

Now I am sure that the rather dodgy agent Paul Stretford is pulling Wayne’s strings somewhat – certainly our Wayne didn’t pen the rather erudite statement as to his reasons for wanting to leave Manchester (MONEY) – but I have no sympathy for Rooney at all. I hope that Fergie makes him sit on the bench and play in the reserves for the duration of his contract. And I hope that Coleen continues to kick him in the balls…….

I think the posters at United’s last game were very apt – “Who’s the whore now Wayne?” and “Coleen forgave you. We won’t”.


Entry filed under: middleman. Tags: , , , , , , , , .

Get A Move On! Cats and Dogs

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Odul  |  November 30, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    *ugh* Nick Groff of Ghost Adventures and JonTron of the Game Grumps are just the damn same as this fucking baby. What money-grubbing, egotistical pieces of shit they are. To just abandon the very thing that made them famous in the first place?
    May all three of them BURN IN HELL.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed


Follow me on Twitter

My Tweets

Enter your email address to receive new posts.

Join 235 other followers

Blogs I Follow

Blog Stats

  • 696,673 hits

Flag Counter


Travels 2016

Lesley Jennings

In and Around Shere

A beautiful area in the heart of the Surrey Hills

Talking in circles

Graduate, dog-lover and cake aficionado. Really.

21c Scotland

Scottish Blue Badge Guide


These are the sometimes irreverent ramblings and observations of an English middle-aged man and middle manager.....

Public Value for Money

These are the sometimes irreverent ramblings and observations of an English middle-aged man and middle manager.....

Fit and Fabulous at 40 Plus

Rediscover yourself - food, inspiration & training programmes

Akinsankofa's Blog

Just another WordPress.com weblog


My own, honest (ish) thoughts and fears of expat life.

%d bloggers like this: