I Just Saved My Life

May 28, 2010 at 10:03 am Leave a comment

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How? By brushing my teeth! This is something I do at least a twice a day. I save my life at least twice a day.

At least, that is according to another of those ridiculous medical “surveys” that has proven a link between bad oral health and an increased risk of heart attack – read about it here.

OH COME ON! Of course there is a link – BUT ONLY IF:

  1. You are a lazy lard-arse, who
  2. Sits on their arse/s all day smoking dope and watching Jeremy Kyle, and
  3. Thinks that Burger King, Domino Pizza and a can of Special Brew topped with vodka is haute cuisine, and,
  4. The only exercise you get is a quick sh*g with a close relative  after a trip to the pub on a Friday night, and
  5. Believes that “cleanliness” is a requirement only when venturing out to go to the pub/doctors/dole office, or, if the close relative with whom you are having sex needs you to show them you really love them…….
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