I Had A Dream…..

l had a dream last night in which the car the car park where I live had been taken over by twenty or so bible bashers, such as Jehovah’s Witnesses. I do not like the way they prey (no spelling error) in pairs (usually with one pretty girl) or with children. I do not like evangelists or preachy types at the best of times. Their cars were clogging up the place. My place. I asked them to move, politely at first, but, when they became insistent, I ordered them to leave: “Get off my land!”

They refused, so I retreated into the house to call the police. While I was on the phone they started to bang on the front door and morphed into The Others from Lost before my very eyes.

Time for us to move, I think. Time for me to stop eating cheese based meals quite so late……….