Jade’s Back In BB (Big Brother)

April 8, 2009 at 7:43 am 5 comments

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This was the headline in today’s Daily Star Comic (it has more pictures than words; the words are in very big type and most are monosyllabic; and, the most common colour is “skin”). According to the Daily Rag:

“Big Brother bosses want one of Jade Goody’s closest pals to star in the new series so her “fantastic spirit can live on for ever in the house”.”

So, not just cashing in then?

I am sorry but what is it with this new Cult of Jade Goody? She seems to have eclipsed even Princess Diana. The Sun (more successful comic than the Star, with bigger and better breasts) has a whole page of their on-line site dedicated to Jade:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/jade_goody/

I am sure that Big Brother doesn’t have to worry though. I am fairly certain that they will not have to make do with just friends of the Essex girl. Of course they could wait for that elusive window of opportunity and film the show on the rare occasion that her husband, Jack Tweed, is out of jail. If they also filled the house with 16 year old boys and taxi drivers for Jack to beat up I am sure that the ratings would be out of this world. But no, I am fairly sure that Big Brother will somehow manage to get Jade back in person. Not through some Jurassic Park type experiment in DNA. Not through cloning  – surely that would hasten the end of the human race as the average household pet would have a higher IQ.

No. Given the overwhelming emotion and energy that surrounds the Cult of Jade, I am fairly certain that this Easter weekend will see the Second Coming of Jade. She is sure to rise from the dead and take her rightful place at the right hand of Davina McCall.

Please, please, please let the girl Rest In Peace……….and give the rest of us a break at the same time.

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  • 1. Miserable Swine  |  April 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    A brilliant post!!

    And yes, the whole `Jade` thing has been done to death. No point in flogging a dead horse (or chav in this case).

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  • 3. Lady Vesuvius  |  April 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Great post lol Im sick to the back teeth of Jade, the “Essex Princess”. Didnt like her alive and she still manages to fuck me off now she’s dead!

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  • 4. Helen  |  April 9, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Bravo!! great post, thanks for the link!

    yeesh, can you imagine a world full of cloned Jade Goodys or worse yet multiple Peter Andres and Katie Prices!!!

    As for her ‘second comming’ I think you may be on to something there. Afterall the magazine articles should begin to dry up soon. hopefully…

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  • 5. Lores  |  April 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Indeed…

    If cloning of z-list reality TV types is ever allowed to happen, I think that would definitely prove the theory that there is no God…

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