Strange Visitors

February 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm 4 comments


I seem to get some very strange visitors to my blog. These strange visitors find me through some very weird search engine searches. One of the most common seems to be a double whammy on “swingers” and “caravans”. For some reason these phrases are often accompanied by the search term “cheshire” or “north wales”. Well, for those of you who came via such a route, you may wish to view my entry Cheshire Swingers……….enjoy! I am not sure why I am so surprised that swinging is so popular in Cheshire or North Wales. But I am. But, will someone please, please tell me why you do it in caravans?!? 

There are other popular searches that seem to find me. Typically these would involve a “kat deeley” or a “julia roberts” or a “kylie” or “suzannah reid” and various spelling derivatives, thereof. Now these are all fine looking women and I have had close contact with at least two of them (see “Sleeping With Julia Roberts” and “Planes, Trains and Automobiles Part 6” and I am sure we have all been propositioned by Sarah Lancashire!! But, you would be surprised how often these searches are accompanied by the word “porn” or “naked” or “stockings”. Shame on you!

 Well, I bet you can’t wait until I tell you about the steamy weekend I once passed in a trailer tent in Staffordshire with Anni-Frid and Agnetha, the babes from Abba………”Abba” is by far and away the single most commonly used search term that finds me. And, I can only remember mentioning them the once (here) but I guess I did so in an article which started with the word “porn”. Enjoy.

Oh, and Happy Caravaning!


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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. jp  |  April 21, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Middle Man.
    I think I can say I’m pretty certain Middle Man, that the reason you get the ABBA references to your site, is due to your blog nickname of – Middle Man.
    ABBA had a song called Man in the Middle, so the search engines have obviously picked up these 2 words and married them to yours as a match.
    Hope Im right and gives you a clearer idea of why?? if not shattering your illusion of a rampant steamy sexual encounter gypsy style thru the north of Wales.


  • 2. Middle Man  |  April 22, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Dear JP. And so the mustery unfolds. Thank you so much for edifying me. As far as rampant steamy sexual encounters in the north of Wales though, my illusions remain intact.

    Thanks for popping in and taking the time to comment.


    • 3. Anonymous  |  January 5, 2012 at 11:34 am

      Hello Middle Man,
      Hmm…Cannot seem to get the Sarah Lancashire love affair out of my mind! Forgive my sexual perversion but I do require further details regarding this, must be something to do with the thought of gently swaying carriages and the romance of ‘old world’ train travel, coupled with the whole sitting opposite this sexy woman. I realise this happened some time ago, but, how long exactly were you sitting there together and just what were you imaging? If nothing, make something up!


  • 4. James Carlin  |  January 5, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Yes please to the Sarah Lancashire story so long as it doesn’t involve caravans.



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