Posts tagged ‘louise minchin’
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 100,000 times in 2011. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 4 days for that many people to see it.
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 140,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 6 days for that many people to see it.
In 2010, there were 60 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 223 posts. There were 35 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 2mb. That’s about 3 pictures per month.
The busiest day of the year was December 4th with 2,434 views. The most popular post that day was Happy Days.
Where did they come from?
The top referring sites in 2010 were everyjoe.com, stephennewton.com, mrcrip.com, somegirlsyoumaylike.com, and 2oceansvibe.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for sheep, louise minchin stockings, banana splits, louise minchin, and kylie minogue nude.
Attractions in 2010
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
Happy Days October 2008
Sheep To The Slaughter November 2007
Sting in the Tale June 2008
Whatever Happened To The News? March 2008
The Times They Are A Changin Part 2 July 2007
About a year ago I wrote a post commenting on the strange searches that people had used to find my site – you can read about it here.
Well, I am glad to say that I still seem to be popular with a certain demographic. Today’s top ten searches were:
- Kat Deeley (note the American spelling thereof)
- Louise Minchin stockings
- Claudia Winkleman nude
- Anthea Turner
- Kylie Minogue nu-di-ty (why the hyphens?)
- Poppy Appeal
- Banana Splits
- Cat Deeley nude
- Nude celebrities
- Christine Bleakley nude
While I personally am disappointed at the demise of Sally James in school uniform, I guess this at least explains the success of Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars. Methinks it also provides a certain insight into the inner thoughts of men in their mid-forties. Dirty boys!
If you have found this post through one of these searches please feel free to use the search box top right to find the specific post you are looking for. Knock yourself out!
I don’t have to watch the BBC Breakfast News to know who is doing the weather reports or which poor female reporter has got the bum seat on the big red sofa next to that smarmy, chinless, waste of space which is Bill Turnbull. No, these days I can pretty much guess who is on by checking out my blog’s dashboard. Checking out the search engine terms that found my blog. So, today, my guess is that Louise Lear will be huddled under an umbrella in the Blue Peter Garden or somewhere, sporting one of her brightly coloured, tailored raincoats, while Louise Minchin has the unenviable tasks of bringing a semblance of dignity and professionalism to the news reports despite the best efforts of that poodle Turnbull to sabotage things with his ridiculous quips, died hair and plucked eyebrows.
I like to think of my dashboard as a bit of a barometer on the state of the world. So, what do you make of today’s top ten? The ten top search engine terms which found my blog so far this morning are as follows:
1) Louise Lear
2) Kylie Minogue legs
3) “Louise Minchin”
4) Neighbours constant loud music
5) Neighbours from hell
6) Air France leg room
7) Sally James school uniform
8.) What does an eye taste like?
9) Female prefect caned
10) Cat Deeley topless
So, what do we make of all that? I can only assume that my blog is mostly visited by men of a certain age. Well, men of my age I would guess. That would no doubt explain the strange fantasies about the stars of Breakfast TV, Saturday morning childrens’ TV presenters from across the ages, and Kylie of course. That said, I am not sure that her legs are Kylie’s best features, and, you would need a magnifying glass to find Cat’s prize assets. And, quite why “Louise Minchin” always appears within quotation marks I do not know. “Minchin” isn’t a verb to do with sexual activity is it? Is it something humourous like Muffin the Mule?
I can emphasise and sympathise with those poor souls whose existence is blighted by a troublesome neighbour. I have been there. I have got that t-shirt. But, I am a little bemused as to what people were expecting to find in their quest for corporal punishment from a schoolgirl dominatrix? They will be sadly disappointed, underwhelmed, and, in need of a cold shower when they discover the not so rich pickings in Middleman’s blogosphere……..Why would anyone want to know what an eye would taste like? I can only assume that the answer to that is “It doesn’t taste like chicken!”
I guess it is just another to add to the long list of life’s unanswered questions. Why does toast always fall buttered side down? Why does asparagus make your wee smell like that? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? How come Bill Turnbull is still employed? And, apparently, what is Louise Minchin’s cup size?
Answers on a postcard please.
I recently came across this picture of Sally James. Boy, was she easy on the eye in a woman-next-door kind of way. It’s enough to want you to DIY